Hush Little Baby (Pagan Version)

[Suppose;]

I blogged this on MySpace;
It's a version of Hush Little Baby that someone else wrote and allowed me to use. I thought it was kind of cute, so I figured I'd post it.


Hush little baby don't you squall
Mummy's gonna buy you a crystal ball

And if you still can't see beyond
Mummy's gonna buy you a magic wand

And if that wand don't change your fate
Mummy's gonna teach you to levitate

And if the astral makes you sick
Mummy's gonna buy you an incense stick

And if that frankincense smells rank
Mum'll buy a sensory deprivation tank

And if that tank don't float your bones
Mummy's gonna buy you some some precious stones

And if those gems don't ease your heart
Mummy's gonna buy you a natal chart

And if your planets go berserk
Mummy's gonna buy you some bodywork

And if your aura still needs kneading
Mummy's gonna buy you a past life reading

And if your destiny stays hid
Mummy's gonna buy you a pyramid

And if your Chakras still feel stressed
Mummy's gonna take you on a vision quest

And if power animals don't come to charm ya
Sorry, kid, it's just your karma

[jcrowfoot]

ROTFL I love it.

[Sobek]

That's pretty cute.

[LonelyAngel13]

Lmao! Love it so much! especially the last line!

[ThePaganMafia]

Pretty clever!

[Suppose;]

lol I know.
When I first read it, I thought it was so sweet it gave me cavities!

[Shadow_Kitten]

There's already a topic for this poem: http://www.everythingunderthemoon.net/f ... php?t=6176

[Suppose;]

Oops!
Sorry, guess I should have lurked around more.