Everything Under the Moon

We landed upon there shore
We were thirsty for battle
An epic war straight from our lore
We came into their city in a rage
We ran into a pub called the Bards Cage
They offered us a drink so we sat our weapons down
We drank a pint and decided we really liked this town
We made peace and drank all night long
Til we were past out on the floor from drink and song

We are drunk barbarians far from the North
We love to drink before we set forth
If you give us beer we will spare you
So hand us a pint and we will be cool

The next day we drank just a little bit more
Then we ran out so we raided a local store
We past the day with some more drink and song
And before you know it it was night before long
We past out again that next night
And we didn't wake up again til next mornings light

We are drunk barbarians far from the North
We love to drink before we set forth
If you give us beer we will spare you
So hand us a pint and we will be cool

That next day we drank again
Here we had made the best drinking friends
No invasion will come here
CAUSE THESE MEN HAVE THE BEST DARN BEER!