Battle cries

[Eretik]

"Striding across the candy store, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Eretik! And she gives an ominous scream:"

"I'm going to bludgeon you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!

Using my real name -

"Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the mountains! It is Geri, hands clutching a burning branch! She roars thunderously:

"I'm going to hump you until you turn inside-out, and dip you in uranium!"





This is brilliant. It's 'what's your battle cry?' You can use username /real name.

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?

[Sercee]

Striding along the freeway, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Sercee! And she gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to beat you into the fast lane!!!"


Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the mountains! It is Jen, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous howl, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"


Tee hee...

[Elem]

Prowling over the terrain, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Elem! And he gives a cruel scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!!!"

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Sprinting on the mountains, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh J! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"


*snigger* thanks for this Geri, it's fun .

Elem

[Sercee]

I love your second one, Elem!

[shedtroll]

Rampaging out of the terrain, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Shedtroll! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to beat you beyond mortal comprehension, and launch you into deep space!"

Hmm...I thought it would be the traditional Scottish one:

"AM GONNA PURE BATTER YAH, YA BAM!"

[Sobek]

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the icy wasteland! It is Sobek, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I destroy all in my path until my loins find satisfaction!"



Who is that, stalking amidst the plains! It is Shaun, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you for such a long time, it will be a new form of crime!"

[brokenxdreams]

Skulking across the desert, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Brokenxdreams! And she gives a cruel howl:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the cliffs! It is Wendy, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to f*ck you until the sun burns out!"

I can't stop laughing!

[Wolf*]

User Name:

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the tarmac! It is Wolf, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to beat you with such zeal, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"




Real name:

Sprinting across the fields, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Justin! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path like a sentient bulldozer!!"



lmao! oh gods these are great! XD